What it would look like to be inundated with texts from Mitt Romney.

The blog Texts From Mitt does a wonderful job simulating what it would be like if you had to deal with texts from America's favorite floundering presidential candidate. They nail the voice so perfectly, these texts are almost as outrageous and gaffe-heavy as the things Mitt says into microphones at official campaign fundraisers when he thinks no one's covertly video recording him. These are way more fun than texts from Paul Ryan, which are nothing but abs shots and misquotes from an Ayn Rand book he read in middle school.