The strangest headline we’ve seen yet during this election.

Seems to have been a bit of a joke between reporters and a State Department spokeswoman, or maybe that's just what the State Department wants us to believe? The normally not-very-silly Politico found it worth reporting. Just to be safe, Canada has informed its military that if they encounter a hostile American-and-Mexican force on their soil, they have permission to be mildly curt with them.