The perfect birthday cake for a woman now allowed to binge drink legally.

Not to nitpick, but if they're really trying to set the scene, that cake should feature a Ken doll sneaking out a graham cracker door, never to be heard from again. Also, a candy computer showing Barbie's most recent Facebook status update as "L%czGN IJ IWfjHE IOGHIOF!!!?" And, of course, the floor should be covered in blue tear sprinkles. Sooooo many blue tear sprinkles.