The creepiest swimwear trend in history.

Are you tired of going to the beach and thinking, "Eh, this is OK, but I don't look nearly enough like a cross between a Mexican luchador and the world's most deeply unsettling superhero"? Well, you can add "bizarre face coverings" to long list of ways in which China is leaps and bounds ahead of us, because the Facekini is officially taking that country by storm. Now, residents of a country that has apparently never heard of sunscreen can achieve total UV protection for the small price of being followed down the beach by the screams of terrified children.