Storefront perfectly illustrates how it feels to be stuck in the middle of a political argument.


This photo practically screams "Guys, I'm just trying to sell some f***ing flowers here." We know how you feel, Barbara. You've got this brand new business, and right away there's Obama/Biden on one side saying "You didn't build that," and Romney/Ryan on the other saying "I demand complete control over your reproductive system, even though I don't remotely understand how it works." You may be the last neutral person in this bitterly divided political battle, Barbara, and we salute you. But no, we would not like to buy a dozen carnations.