How you know North Korea is no longer an oppressive dictatorship bent on destroying the world.

Looks like Kim Jong Un is really shaking up some civil rights in the DPRNK — a country that has hitherto not allowed its people to get fat on pizza or its women to make themselves as sexually unappealing as possible by wearing pants. Of course, this gesture might mean a bit more if there were actually enough food in North Korea to make an entire pizza or enough electicity to operate a seweing machine to make pants, but here's hoping someone over there figures out a way to make either/both out of enriched uranium!