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The Baby Mop: Making your baby's first steps really, really depressing.

Tired of your baby sitting around on his chubby ass all day while you bust yours? Well, thanks to the Baby Mop, Japan's finest new piece of completely ethical home cleaning equipment, you and your baby can now start splitting the chores a little more evenly. Juice spill in the kitchen? Dog pee in the foyer? Pipe burst in the basement? No problem! The Baby Mop's ultra absorbent microfibers can handle it, all while teaching your baby a very valuable lesson in work ethic!