How to shame your coworker out of using the office bathroom.

Please, guys, if you must poop at work, try to be courteous and keep it to Mt. Kilimanjaro-sized or smaller. Otherwise this bowel-movement-describing wordsmith will have no choice but to write another impressively detailed yet ultimately shame-inducing description of your daily power-dumps. To be honest, though, if we were the person who insipred this amazing complaint, we would have the note framed and placed above our toilet at home like a well-earned trophy.