How to make the flames on the side of your minivan the least lame thing about it.

Vroom-vroom, here comes the f**k mobile!

While sex in the back of a van tends not to be of the consensual variety, it's hard to believe such is the case for this stud muffin. Just look at those sweet flames of awesomeness coming out of that big sexy whatever dorky instrument that is! Bet a night doesn't go by when the 7-person seating and unrivaled storage space of that Dodge Caravan isn't packed to the brim with desperate women, aching to feel thrust of this level-five, Wizard of Lorac's sword of steel.