How to let other drivers know you’re amazing at oral sex.

We suppose this is a pretty impressive gift in exchange for one blowjob, but before we go offering this woman cars in exchange for sexual favors, we have a few questions: Is this Mustang new, or pre-owned? Hard-top or soft-top? Did he spring for any additional features? What if we just gave you a '98 Honda Civic and a pretty decent bicycle? What's the going rate for a medium-effort handjob? We're trying to work within a budget here.