Grocery store offers printed documentation of man’s concerted effort to get laid.

Be careful when this receipt image is on your computer screen. We started reading it for a few seconds and the lights in the office suddenly dimmed, our iTunes started blaring Barry White, and before we knew it three staffers were pregnant. Here's hoping the $96.70 was worth it for this gentleman shopper, and that he was able to use his shopping basket to conceal his raging hope-boner while waiting to check out.