Tom Willett is a renowned expert on the proper consumption of watermelons. He’s spent a lifetime studying the subject and would now like to pass on the results of his painstaking research.
First off, put away that fork. You need a spoon. Willett warns us:
The Fork Cartel many years ago sort of brainwashed people into thinking they’re supposed to eat a watermelon with a fork just in an attempt to sell forks.
It’s true. And there’s more. Willett lays out the complex but optimal process for eating a watermelon, including the use of two secret ingredients and an engineering principle discovered by Archimedes.
Watch, learn and be thankful.
-via American Digest