Honey? Why are you outside with ghostly white flowers at night?
It's every parent's worst nightmare: instead of a kid who likes playing make believe with robots and princesses, your spawn acts like the lead in a Japanese horror film. "What did you do at school today, sweetie? Oh dear God. John! John he's doing it again! No, you're not in trouble, sweetie. You promise you would tell us if you were talking to any kind of ethereal beings at night, right? It means not having a body, like a ghost. What do you mean, they all have bodies? John, we're moving again."