Brilliant new way to prevent other alcoholics from drinking your booze.

It's happened to everyone: You pop open a bottle of your favorite Pinot at a dinner party, disappear into the kitchen for five seconds, and when you come back, your friend Kate is hanging from the chandelier whipping her bra at her boyfriend with one hand and finishing off your bottle with the other. What gives? That should be you up there. Well if you're tired of other drunks getting their hands on your liquid coping mechanism, try the Lockey Bottle Lock, the ingenious new security system for your alcohol supply. Just set the combination to a number you can remember — like the date of your last intervention — and voila: the only way Kate's getting in there is if she breaks it open. Which she very possibly might do.