A sofa that even Nicolas Cage would find disturbing.

Unless you happen to be Lisa Marie Presley circa 2002, you're probably not in a huge rush to sit on Nicolas Cage's face. That's why we can't imagine there's a large market for this deeply unsettling piece of furniture, which has more unnecessary appearances from Cage than his IMDb profile. Thanks, but we'll stick with our Samuel L. Jackson recliner and Christopher Walken ottoman.