Why you should be careful what you say about your professor on the internet.

Next time you think it's safe to anonymously trash your college professor's reputation on the internet, keep in mind that he also has access to the internet. (It's where he goes to research his lectures and buy enough cheap antidepressants from Mexico to make it through another day of being your teacher). This professor even printed out some of his students' "contructive criticism" and brought it in to read to the whole class, all while wearing a smile that could either mean "Hey, I can take a joke with the best of 'em," "I'm so high on Mexican Zoloft that I can't believe I'm still able to read," or "How did they know about my AK-47?"