What your morning coffee needs to really help you deal with your coworkers.

Making small-talk with Dave from sales for 37 miserable seconds on the way to your desk each day is annoying enough as it is, but it's probably not helping that you spend the whole morning pumping yourself full of stimulants like coffee, cigarettes, and Frosted Flakes. Maybe you should consider switching your bowl of cereal for a bowl of something else. This brilliant device is a great way to mellow out your AM hours — at least, until you spill scalding hot coffee in your lap, fail a random drug test, and have to explain to your boss why he just walked in on you sucking on your mug.