Agent Cooper from Twin Peaks is going to get to the bottom of Ryan's magical budget math.
Paul Ryan looks to many people like the future of America. To other people, he looks like the sociopathic child king from Game of Thrones or several characters from The Office. Regardless of what you think of his policies, you have to admit he's just got one of those faces that looks like a whole bunch of other faces. It's a nice face, don't get us wrong. Just kind of a run-of-the-mill face with totally normal features that makes you think constantly, "where have I seen that guy before?" And then you remember "oh, that other generic slightly douchey guy from that thing."