The 10 most adorably sociopathic elementary school science fair projects.

Shows how dumb kids are, all that really matters is if she remembers tasting the roofies.

Let's face it: elementary school science fairs are boring, stupid and, unless you classify having your parents build you a paper mache volcano while you sit idly by cramming Hot Pockets into your gaping maw as "science," they're really not all that scientific, either. Now, having said that, just because kids are too inept to find ways to captivate adults with their pointless tri-panel displays doesn't mean adults with access to photoshop aren't able to spice them up a little. Or at least we think that's what's going on here. In all honesty though, given how frightening most children are, there's a decent chance some or all of these are real.