Restaurant charges nothing for being creepily attracted to you.

Since when is it OK for restaurants to hand out awards based on people's attractiveness? And more importantly, why haven't we been getting them? How many slow laps do we have to do around the salad bar while periodically pausing and flexing before the cashier finally compliments us on the sexiness of our calves? We demand answers, dammit, And/or a receipt that says "Best Calves."