Read Snoop Dogg’s incredible explanation for why he’s not voting for Mitt Romney.

This hilarious list of candidate pros and cons was apparently written by Twitter userĀ D'Brickashaw, but it spread like wildfire last night when rapper Snoop Dogg (aka "Snoop Lion," or whatever increasingly large animal he's named himself after this week) posted it to his Instagram account. To be fair, Snoop probably wouldn't remember even if he did write it. But, authorship issues aside, this is the most logical, comprehensive breakdown of both candidates we've seen this entire election cycle. So forget the debates. When you go to the polls this November, consider one important fact: this muthaf**kas name is Mitt.