Pro-choice poster uses Todd Akin logic to prevent little kids from using floaties.

This is why we had the seatbelts and airbags removed from our car. If Jesus wants us to survive a car crash, he'll use his Jesus powers to make sure we fly clean through the windshield and into some bushes rather than being impaled on a steering wheel or something. Also, we're taking the batteries out of our smoke detectors. Only slutty houses burn down. We'll put the batteries where they belong: in our vibrators.