Poll on who is the strongest leader makes each candidate look like a dick.

You can practically feel the strength throbbing through this pole, er, poll.

As this poll on who is the stronger leader shows, Obama and Romney have been pounding each other harder and faster as each day passes. They have been saying filthy, dirty things to each other and relentlessly exploring any crack in the other they can find. There are no safe words in politics. As you can see in the graph, their struggle for dominance has reached a climactic tension which can be only be resolved in an explosion of millions of votes. This is a strong, firm poll. It also looks like a penis.