If the entire family on "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo" took the form of a hamburger, this is what that hamburger would look like. This is called the Donut Burger, a hamburger underneath a fried egg sandwiched between two glazed donuts, and if you eat it you're more depressed than we've ever been. This is what you eat when you want to eat your feelings and all those feelings are suicidal. We don't live anywhere near the southern California chain Slaters 50/50 where this thing is sold, but we might quit drinking just to be safe. We know if we're ever near one of these while drunk someone will surely dare us to eat one and we'll probably go through with it and that's how we'll die.