Man creates adorable photo album to demonstrate how to be the worst father in history.

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What's it take to be a good dad? Some people say it's the ability to listen and give your child all the encouragement he/she needs. Others say it's the ability to protect your child from the reality of life by burying your feelings of failure and crying only in your car. Luckily, photographer and journalist Dave Engledow decided fatherhood is all about propping your baby up in the most adorably precarious staged photos imaginable. Here is just a sample of the collection starring Dave and daughter Alice Bee. Check the Facebook link at bottom to get a look at the full set and find out just how much you can get away with before someone calls Child Services.