If the Final Season of Breaking Bad Was Written by Dr. Seuss

TJ Fink has been writing up summaries of the TV show Breaking Bad in rhyming verse. Now that the first half of season five has been aired, you can read the poetic version at Unreality. Sure it contains spoilers for those who haven’t seen it, but I don’t think the last verse gives anything away:

But it’s not over yet. Walter might be the king
There’s just one small detail, just one tiny last thing:
When this saga concludes at the end of part five
It’s quite likely that few of Walt’s crew might survive
‘Cause his darkness delves deeper inside this finale
Like roots on a lily from down in the valley

If you get a kick out of it, there’s also a link to the rhymes of season four. Link