If you're going to go to Dublin, order something Irish for Seamus' sake!
Sometimes you get drunk and do embarrassing things. Sometimes you get drunk and lose something important like your passport. Sometimes you get drunk and lose your passport while partying like such a total dweeb that even the grown-up eager interns who staff our nations' embassies around the world think you suck. But to be so lame that you actually motivate a government bureaucrat to take time out of their day to do work just to mock you…wow.