Flight delay accidentally provides man with awesome flight you will never experience.

Hey airlines, you realize we'd like the staff to be cool even when we're all there, right?

In what must be a first for the 21st Century, a modern US airline provided a rewarding flight experience to someone in economy class. (We're told there were a few glorious weeks in the Mad Men era when everyone dressed up nice and got oral sex on flights.) This is definitely the first time it's happend with a flight delay, two words so universally dreaded they can get you out of anything from a meeting to being late to the birth of your own child at your own funeral. Now the only question is, why does a flight have to be horribly screwed up in order to become cool again? We're ready, pilots. We're ready to f*cking fly again.