12 examples of political idiocy on Facebook that prove we’re all doomed.

Al Qaeeda, brother of Doug Qaeeda. We finally got that bastard.

Democracy. Every schoolchild will tell you it means "rule by the people." However, every classics scholar, dictator, and anyone who watches too much news will tell you that a closer translation is "mob rule." To put it another way, in 11 years Honey Boo Boo will have a vote. The crazy guy who corners you on the bus to tell you the reason Heathcliff gets away with it is because he's a Heathcliff – he's got a vote. Every single person who has appeared on Maury has a vote. Most terrifyingly of all, people on Facebook have a vote.