10 passive-aggressive elevator notes that will make you feel better about your vertical commute.


"I don't see the connection, do you babe? Now put your leg up on the 'door close' button."

In an elevator, what goes up, must come down (and go up again). But what goes down in an elevator must come back in the form of a passive-aggressive note from your neighbor. We're not taking the elevator-fornicators' side in this, and definitely not the elevator-farters' sides. Everyone should get to have sex in an elevator once, and most security guards, we believe, respect that right. But don't abuse elevator sex privileges, because it ruins it for everyone. As for screaming and farting and other non-sexual bodily emissions — just wait until you're alone and near your destination floor. But if we can only agree on one thing, it's that people on floor two are the absolute worst people on the planet.